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Piece Of Crap

Page history last edited by Tasio Martin 8 years, 9 months ago

Piece Of Crap

 

Tried to save the trees

Bought a plastic bag

The bottom fell out

It was a piece of crap

 

Saw it on the tube

Bought it on the phone

Now you're home alone

It's a piece of crap

 

I tried to plug in it

I tried to turn it on

When I got it home

It was a piece of crap

 

Got it from a friend

On him you can depend

I found out in the end

It was a piece of crap

 

I'm trying to save the trees

I saw it on TV

They cut the forest down

To build a piece of crap

 

I went back to the store

They gave me four more

The guy told me at the door

It's a piece of crap

 

Una mierda

 

En un intento por salvar los árboles

compré una bolsa de plástico

y la parte de abajo se rasgó.

Era una mierda.

 

Lo viste en la tele,

lo compraste por teléfono

y ahora estás solo en casa.

Es una mierda.

 

Intenté enchufarlo,

probé de encenderlo

cuando lo tuve en casa.

Era una mierda

 

Me lo había pasado un amigo

del que puedes fiarte.

Al final descubrí

que era una mierda.

 

Intento salvar los árboles.

He visto en TV

como talan todo un bosque

para construir una mierda.

 

Volví a la tienda.

Me dieron cuatro más.

Cuando estaba en la puerta, el tipo me dijo:

¡es una mierda!

 

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